EastEnders: NOOOO!!!!

Earlier this year, writers were shocked to receive complaints from viewers [Actually just a couple of twats from the Christian Institute] who were uncomfortable with their display of homosexual relationships.

Thankfully, the BBC are refusing to bend to the moaners' will as character Johnny Carter puckers up with a fella he got close to at Gay Pride celebrations.

The Albert Square teen could face a dilemma after falling for a new man who promptly packs up and leaves to heads home to Italy [Eh?].

Viewers will see Danny Dyer's on screen son, played by Sam Strike, meet Gianluca, played by Gabriele Lombardo, in the colourful parade thrown by London's gay community.

Instantly smitten with the hunk, he introduces him to the rest of his family.

The pair share a passionate kiss at the station, before Gianluca returns to France with Johnny claiming that he wants to follow him...

Daily Star.

Loving the use of 'fella' and 'hunk' - when have you ever heard someone use them in real life? #journalese.