Sunday 29 June 2014

Fagburn: A Modest Proposal

I'll let you know how I get on...

Update: She's said 'let's go for a drink or summat'. I fink he may be labouring under the popular misconception that I am a creepy old perv. :(

2 comments:

  1. 'And how did your husband pop the question?'
    'He asked me in a twitter DM.'
    'Oh, how romantic!'
    'It was attached to a picture of his cock.'
    'Every girl's dream proposal...'

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    1. This, dear, is the modern world.
      And modern dating was discussed on The Archers today.
      Thank you.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b047wbsv

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