Horse Marriage: Your Freedom

"The public are being invited to nominate unnecessary laws, excessive regulations and infringements on their liberty which they would like to see repealed," The Press Association has instructed their obedient servants today to report revealed today in a sop to The Daily Mail
"Real democracy is unspun -it is the raucous, unscripted debates that always throw up the best ideas," says Nick Clegg, even though he's an upper class twit who wouldn't know freedom if it hit him in the face with a brick.
"So be demanding about your liberty, be insistent about your rights. This is about your freedom, and this is your chance to have your say."
To this end they've set up a website on that new-fangled internets, Your Freedom, so you the ill-informed but mad as hell about something or other public - can have your say, almost inevitably about "all this bloody red tape" and/or "the bleeding health and safety brigade" and/or how "it's political correctness gone mentally challenged."
Unsurprisingly abolishing speed cameras and the EU are proving very popular thus far.
Now while Fagburn, as the world's most half-hearted anarchist, is quite big on this "freedom" thing.
But he's not that big on faux freedom pr exercises designed to appease the stupid right-wing fucktards who read The Daily Mail..
So in a hopeless act of vanity, he has submitted the following;
End The Ban On Marrying A Horse
"I have been going out with a horse for seven - very happy - years now.
Why oh why can we not marry - or at least civilly partner like the gays can now?"
It's time to have my say. After all it's my freedom!