Kevin Hart:
"Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one."
Ludacris:
"You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you."
Martha Stewart:
"Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy:
"Justin Bieber is a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. He sings to 9-year-olds and his hair is like a gay figure skater."
Snoop Dogg:
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right."
Jeff Ross:
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."
Justin Bieber:
"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right."
Jeff Ross:
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."
Justin Bieber:
"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."
The best of Billboard's 21 Best Jokes From Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast.
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