National No Smoking Day: Fuck That

Thank God I don't have to go to America any more. It's easier to pull a gun in America than a cigarette out of your pocket. Now I'm just virtually chain-smoking, because there's no point in ... There's so many things, like I can't keep food down any more. I can't have a meal, my digestive system's gone, but I can drink things, and those prepared, those horrible chemical things with all the minerals and stuff in them, but I can add a dash of this and that to it, which I do, and ... like cholesterol, aawww! I can break any rule now, you know, I can do it. But the cigarette, well, I love stroking this lovely tube of delight. Look at it (laughter).

Dennis Potter, the famed last interview by Melvyn Bragg, 1994. 

Never trust a man who's never smoked.