1. Do rimming.
2. Fuck around.
3. Be insanely jealous about him fucking around.
4. Don't cancel your Grindr account.
5. Endless bickering about fuck all.
6. Leave him after a few months (repeat to fade).
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PS Ms Cox actual top tips are wonderfully patronising.
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The strapline about having to fight for the right to love who you want should deter most self respecting gays. The nearest most queens have come to a fight for the "right to love" is struggling to squeeze into an ultra tight pair of shorts to wear to the gay club.
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