Alright, pet.
How are you?
Lovely. Pickles by name, pickles by nature!
What by the many moons of Jupiter does that mean?
I'm from the North, me (chuckles).
Well done.
By 'eck, I hate poor people.
Erm, okay, What are you doing?
Eating a suckling pig sandwich for my lunch.
Are you a secret gay?
Not me, duckie, I'm married.
Has your marriage ever been constipated?
Consummated. I think we should terminate this interview, love...
Hangs up.
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Genius, haha.
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