I am spectacularly thick and posh and right-wing and think all gay men should join the army and get gaymarried, and stop their disgusting gayness.
Like having gay sex and that.
In saunas.
Boo!
My motto? Don't be a faggot - join the army!
It's a man's world.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude, I just like killing blokes for a living cause I'm totally fucked up about being queer.
But I think gay sex should be banned, if we - the gays - want to be the new normal let's be normal.
ie Just like straight people.
Simples.
Oh hang on, I haven't really thought about any of this.
This may be related to my mind-boggling thickness.
Sorry.
PS And I never made up that story about Prince Harry just to sell some books!
Great column, James! See you next month.
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This is a bit hysterical.
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