St Cake's School Yearbook: End Of Term Awards

And well done to Oliver Wright (Lower VIth) for this piece he wrote for the school mag!
'Hot Hot Hot! The Gays, The Blacks, and Africa: Reflections On Spending A Week On One Of Daddy's Safari Package Holidays'.
Oliver - or Ollie as his chums call him - scored top marks for being stupid, posh, clueless, patronising, and for not having any idea what he's talking about or - indeed - trying to say.
Young Mr Wright, 15, concluded - if that's the right word - by pointing out that 'actually things down here are jolly complex.'
Well done, Ollie!
A glittering career in the Foreign Office awaits.
Or at least a five-page feature in Attitude.
Hurrah!