This weekend is an important moment for our country. For the first time, the couples getting married won’t just include men and women – but men and men; and women and women.
But not men and dogs, which would be wrong.
After all the campaigning – not least by readers of Fagburn – we will at last have equal marriage in our country. Put simply, in Britain, which technically does not include Northern Ireland or those funny Channel Islands, and even Scotland for now, it will no longer matter whether you are straight or gay – the State will recognise your relationship as equal.
Yes, you are recognised by the state.
So whoopeefuckingdoo!
Now, I may have done some bumming at Eton, but now I have a beautiful wife, Sam.
Now, I may have done some bumming at Eton, but now I have a beautiful wife, Sam.
Have to point that out.
I am deffo not gay.
But anyway, gay marriage, hurrah - and don't forget to vote for me, even if you can't afford food, never mind a big gay pink wedding cake.
I would say 'let's raise a toast', but thanks to my cunty class war government you'll be more likely to make some toast.
David Cameron is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party. He didn't write this, one of his SPADs did.
But gay people are great - from the tortured computer boffin Alan Turing to the lovely Clare Baldling MBE.
Can't think of any others right now.
Graham Norton?
But anyway, gay marriage, hurrah - and don't forget to vote for me, even if you can't afford food, never mind a big gay pink wedding cake.
I would say 'let's raise a toast', but thanks to my cunty class war government you'll be more likely to make some toast.
David Cameron is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party. He didn't write this, one of his SPADs did.
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