Following a campaign by almost 6,000 gay idiots clicking on another stupid petition on AllOut, the company has now done a spectacular volte-face, and will now pretend to care about The Gays.
This was supported by Pink Star News, who filed endless stories about how something bad is bad.
Celebrities who signed up to the campaign included Christopher Biggins, Su Pollard, and Dave Nobody, Conservative local councillor for East Twittery (West).
The company will now no longer be doing something that they weren't actually doing before, a spokeslady has said.
"We shall now try harder to pretend to be nice," she told us.
All the other bad things they do, like using 12 year-old children to work 12-hour days in sweatshops, will however continue.
So everything is now alright for ever.
Because only corporate whores can save us now.
Well done, The Gays!
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