Headline Of The Week: The Sun

"I'll Make Raoul Moat Look Like A Fucking Fairy"

"A MAN in a 32-hour gun siege with police boasted he would 'make Raoul Moat look like a f****** fairy'.
"Police had laid siege to the home of Dave Cawston, 45, who was eventually stunned with a Taser gun and arrested.
"He had earlier allegedly approached two builders working nearby and showed them a gun."

I'm so glad The Sun asterixed out the first f-word - I have restored it above for added gritty authenticity.
It's slightly ironic that Mr Cawston looks like a big fucking fairy.
Tetesterone-fuelled psychopathic nutjobs, dontcha just love 'em?