Britain's Got Fuck All Talent: Everybody Loves Ronan

Everyone's twittering about Ronan's appearance on Britain's Got Talent tonight.
It's not on YouTube yet, so here's her his audition in the meantime.
Top lad.
Somehow I get the feeling he'll never marry.
Unless he moves to Canada or the Netherlands or Sweden or somewhere like that.
Let's just hope no-one hacks into his Twitter account in the meantime...

Update: Best Ronan Parke tweet so far; "Hate my mum for thinking that Ronan Parke may be gay" The bitch! Whatever gave her that idea? #bgt etc etc

Update: But is it all a fix so Syco and Simon Cowell can find the next Justin Bieber? Probably.