The Daily Mail: Headline Of The Week

'School Orders Pupils To Wear Baggy Clothes 'To Deter Paedophiles Who Like Boys In Tight Trousers'

The Daily Mail.

"Furious parents... bizarre letter... sex offenders may be taking pictures of schoolboys in tight trousers... dubbed 'paranoid in the extreme' by one parent... slammed by shocked parents... One blasted: 'There is no way an ugly uniform is going to deter a predator and determined sex offender..."

Fagburn has a bit of a problem with The Daily Mail at the moment - mainly as it has been proven it makes stories like this up.
And if we don't believe them now...