Showing posts with label Paul O'Grady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul O'Grady. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Thought For The Day: Paul O'Grady

'[Jeremy Corbyn] came along when the Labour party was in the doldrums and were a wishy-washy lot. I’m not interested in them. This man comes along and says, no, we need social housing, we have to be a more caring society. Thank God somebody has come along and said it. It doesn’t matter if he can’t win. How do we know he can’t win? Just because he’s not in a Savile Row suit with the slick haircut!'

The Guardian.

On people who vote Conservative; 'They’re absolutely blinded. They listen to this guff from Osborne – dreadful man. And Cameron – ugh! I loathe them,” he hisses. “They have no idea how normal people live, and how they try to manage. They see us all as Jeremy Kyle.'

Friday, 25 September 2015

Paul O'Grady: My (Lack Of) Drugs Shame

Mirror.

How refreshing.

Yes, she's got another volume of her steamy memoirs out, Open The Cage, Murphy.

His first, At My Mother's Knee, was famously the only showbiz bios ever to get a rave review in Private Eye's notoriously sniffy, Literary Review; 'Funny, well-observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this.'
"Funny, well observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this." - See more at: http://www.randomhouse.co.nz/books/paul-ogrady/at-my-mothers-knee-and-other-low-joints-9780553819489.aspx#sthash.PEaiB9D4.dpuf
"Funny, well observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this." - See more at: http://www.randomhouse.co.nz/books/paul-ogrady/at-my-mothers-knee-and-other-low-joints-9780553819489.aspx#sthash.PEaiB9D4.dpuf
"Funny, well observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this." - See more at: http://www.randomhouse.co.nz/books/paul-ogrady/at-my-mothers-knee-and-other-low-joints-9780553819489.aspx#sthash.PEaiB9D4.dpuf
Funny, well observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this. - See more at: http://www.randomhouse.co.nz/books/paul-ogrady/at-my-mothers-knee-and-other-low-joints-9780553819489.aspx#sthash.PEaiB9D4.dpuf
Funny, well observed and recognisably human. Soon you start to wonder why all celebrity autobiographies can't be like this. - See more at: http://www.randomhouse.co.nz/books/paul-ogrady/at-my-mothers-knee-and-other-low-joints-9780553819489.aspx#sthash.PEaiB9D4.dpuf

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Paul O'Grady: Just A Minute

Paul, your challenge today is to talk about Russia for one minute without making a totally hysterical comparison to Nazi Germany...

“I just find it very disturbing that in Russia, in a so called civilised country, gay men and women are being beaten to death in the street [Sic} and it’s perfectly acceptable. And that gay men and women are afraid to leave their homes because they are going to be abused and they are going to be beaten up and imprisoned… they are going to be killed [Sic].


“What does that smack of? It smacks of the Jews in Nazi Germany and it has got to be stopped now..."

BZZT!

Paul O'Grady, bravely speaking outside Downing Street - the seat of Russian power - via Pink News.
Shame someone so smart can say something so silly. 

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Owen Jones: Outburst!

Sure, I know how it goes. I’ll slag off Michael McIntyre and before you can say “trollbait”, some in-house contrarian at the Telegraph will have penned a blog calling me a typical leftie snob sneering at the cultural tastes of the masses.

The Independent.

You're starting to sound a bit self-obsessed, dear.

Erm, and you do know Paul has a chat show?

PS Here's The Indepenent on  the O'Grady One Show Benefits Street fiasco. Well said sir!

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Daily Mail: Daily Fail Quiz Of Last Year

Illustration for one of those daft quiz of the year fillers, Daily Mail.

Selected answers: 1 Julie Burchill; 5 Olivia Newton-John, laughing off Hollywood rumours that she could be a lesbian; 6 Maggie Smith, who plays the Dowager Countess of Grantham in the series, said she would find it too frustrating to see things she could have done better; 7 Jodie Foster; 10 Janet Street-Porter, the Mail’s four-times-divorced columnist, speaking on ITV’s Loose Women; 11 Yoko Ono; 12 Simon Cowell; 13 Paul O’Grady, after appearing on the TV show For The Love Of Dogs; 15 Victoria Beckham, joking about her po-faced image at the Vogue Festival in London; 18 Gyles Brandreth in the week of Prince Charles’s 65th birthday, commenting on Lumley, who he had just seen read a John Betjeman poem at a party; 25 Rupert Everett; 26 Sinead O’Connor, the Irish singer and mother of four, who once admitted being ‘three-quarters heterosexual, a quarter gay’; 29 Kim Cattrall...

Yes, today there is no news.

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Vicious: Sitcom Hell

It is with a heart as heavy as plutonium, that I hear according to Digital Spy Derek Jacobi says they're thinking about a second series of Vicious.
Thankfully, it's not clear if one has actually been commissioned. 
"It's a whole new world for me - I'm in sitcom hell now! We've done a Christmas special to remind people that we're still around, because Ian, of course, is a movie star.
"He goes off and does the movies, and he's not free now - God damn him - 'til this time next year, so we can't do another one until he's free."
Paul O'Grady has some advice - the vicious old queens weren't vicious enough.
“I think it needs livening up a bit.
“I know theatrical queens I’m terrified of. It’s like going into a shark pit.
“I can hold my own, but they scare me.” 
It also wasn't good enough.
The reception to Vicious was so hostile, and viewing figures promptly plummeted, you wonder if anyone will commission a "gay sitcom" again in the next few decades.
Though maybe Russell Tovey and Danny Miller should make one about a young gay couple who are too busy shagging like buggery to bother making a load of lame and tired queeny put-downs, THAT'S IF YOU ASK ME, MR ITV!

PS And it's bad news for Nick Grimshaw...

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Paul O'Grady: Sissygate

CHAT show host Paul O’Grady has launched a scathing attack on reality show hopefuls – branding them wimps.

The funnyman slated contestants on Britain’s Got Talent and The Voice as “sissies”, who come armed with sob stories.He said: “I get so annoyed as they are crying over nothing. It’s a competition.
“Stop standing there whinging, it’s pathetic. Toughen up.
“Just because Tom Jones has said, ‘You have a nice enough voice but you aren’t for me’, don’t burst into tears. Get over yourself. They aren’t even cruel on The Voice, they are really gentle and the most respectful judges I’ve ever seen...

The Sun.

Note this is The Sun and they don't have a quote where Paul actually says "sissies".
Can't find a source, so the headline might be balls.
Hope he's not gone all Bret Easton Ellis. 

Sunday, 28 April 2013

Thought For The Day: Paul O'Grady

"The Bedroom Tax is bloody ridiculous. I think it’s disgusting and just another way of taxing people.
“It’s like the Sheriff of Nottingham. As though they’ve got up and said, ‘The old Queen is dead. The ­peasants will pay for her funeral. What can we tax? I know, bedrooms.’ It’s fairytale nonsense.“I think the Coalition are absolutely disgusting. They have no idea what the common working man and woman are doing.
“They are not in touch with the working classes. They have led privileged lives – they’ve had public schools and have never been on the shop floor...
“We want this lot out. The way they treat the elderly and the way they treat carers. A carer gets £53 for looking after someone.“I’ve been a carer and I know what it’s like to be isolated for 24 hours a day seven days a week. You go out of your mind and you are left alone.
“And the way they treat children and the NHS. It is just demolishing us and they are ruining the country...
“You go to Birkenhead and it’s all boarded up. There is no work, there is nothing for kids, not a thing. Then you wonder why they get into trouble, you wonder why there is crime and why there are drugs.“This government just shuns half of the community. They are worse than Thatcher – 50 times."

Paul O'Grady in the Sunday People.

Full diclosure: I've edited out some things he said about Ed Miliband, who Paul says he recently had dinner with, in the interests of my own bias.

Sunday, 21 October 2012

Paul O'Grady: Pure Class

"The Catholic Church has no right to wag the finger at gay people. How can we respect a church that has encouraged paedophiles by moving them from one parish to another, free to carry on again? Homophobia is still rife in society. It's all, 'everything is lovely with being gay now,' but it's not. At all. Don't let them kid you...

"It's Sheriff-of-Nottingham times: 'What do the working classes eat? Pasties. Let's tax those. Where do they go on their holidays? In static caravans. We'll tax them.' I didn't notice a tax on polo mallets...

"Why aren't the bankers in the dock? The working classes are suffering in this country. They're a joke in the media – they're portrayed as chavs and rioters...

"I loathe Cameron; I loathe Osborne. We didn't vote them in and yet here they are deciding for us. I'd like to see their heads on spikes on Tower Bridge. Seriously. I'd sleep well."

Paul O'Grady on cracking form in The Independent.

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Thought For The Day: Paul O'Grady On The 80s

“It was like something out of a ­horror movie.
“It was a really bad time. When I wasn’t in a hospital comforting a friend in their final hours, I’d be at another friend’s funeral or consoling someone’s parents, who didn’t even know their son was gay, let alone dying.
“By the time Aids had done its worst, there were only three of our original group of friends left.”

Paul O'Grady talking to the Sunday Mirror
Lovely chap, back on the tellybox in For The Love Of Dogs on Monday.
He also has his third volume of memoirs, which cover the Lily Savage years, Still Standing, published next month.
His books are great - At My Mother's Knee... was notoriously the first book in living memory to get unqualified praise from Private Eye's normally caustic reviewer.

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Paul O'Grady: Savage

‘I felt I was part of the PR machine. There was so much interference. They’d want this guest or that guest. Every question had to go through the lawyers. I was just another plug for someone’s book or film.
‘And I can tell you I saw some dross and read some rubbish, but I was too polite to say, “This is shameful. How you’ve got the nerve to publish this is beyond me.” So I’d say, “Oh, I really enjoyed your book,” but I was thinking, “I can’t do this any more.”
‘Guests would be on the couch coked off their minds. They’d start conversations, forget what they were saying, go onto something else.
'When I was doing my daytime show (The Paul O’Grady Show) I’d feel like self-mutilating under the desk thinking, “They’re going to swear. It’s 5pm. There are kids watching.”
'As soon as the ad break came I’d fly off and say, “They’re off their face on coke. I can’t handle this. It’s live telly.”’
‘I’d be sitting there and, if they were in a soap, they’d be talking about the long hours they worked or their Jimmy Choos. I wasn’t interested in b***** shoes.
'It would flash across my mind, “You’re sitting here talking about shoes and there’s a man dying in my bed.”’

Paul O'Grady in the Daily Mail.
I miss the good old days when all the TV chat show hosts were gayers.
The man dying was Brendan Murphy, Paul's lover of 25 years, and his manager.
Although you weren't allowed to say it at the time.

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

The Only Way Is Essex: Harry's Game

Fucking hell! It's only Harry Derbidge from The Only Way Is Essex!
On the left.
The ITV2 promotional machine has gone into overdrive before the new series starts on Sunday.
He was only supposed to make a quick cameo in the last series but Harry and his string of hilarious catchphrases ("Shut up!!!" "Beautiful" "Shut that door!" etc etc) proved such a hit they're moving him centre-stage.
This bizzaro photo is from a shoot for Star magazine and has been picked up by the tabloids today - most of them drooling over the 16 year-old "camp star".
A sub at the Daily Star may be doing a bit more than drooling - they gave it the headline; 'Camp Harry Derbridge A Brit Of Alright'.
(The sub was clearly so excited they also spelt Harry's surname wrong).
Apparently he's going out with a pop star. Harry won't yet reveal who it is, but has said he's in a band.
It's probably the gay one in The Wanted then.
Harry told the Star; "I’m cool with being different. Paul O’Grady called me an inspiration to young gay guys as I was so out there with my sexuality. I like to feel I’m a role model."
And to prove it Harry's done an It Gets Better Today video for Stonewall.
Watch it here - it's really quite... something.
Adorable.
God, I feel old...

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Showbiz Memoirs: A Happy Finish

"An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats."

George Orwell

I thought of this beautifully bleak quotation after reading John Harris's account of wading through the latest tranche of celebrity memoirs that have come out for Christmas.
If they write about My Struggle, they still seemed to be happy-go-lucky "tits and teeth" writing - and the fact that they are now a celebrity writing a memoir you are reading is meant to show the lie dream of life having a happy ending.
Here's Harris on Gok Wan's Through Thick and Thin.
"The plotline is simple and affecting enough: raised by a Chinese father and English mother who ran restaurants in Leicester, he feasted on what he calls "deep-fried love", and ended up chronically overweight, and bullied..."
And he's gay as a lorry to boot - should it be filed under showbiz memoir or Misery Lit?
And should every chapter be suffixed with the line; "But look at the bitch now!"?
This is autobiography as a 150 page makeover show.
The only book Harris said was any good was Paul O'Grady's The Devil Rides Out, which Fagburn can well believe.
His first memoir, At My Mother's Knee, was famously the first book in living memory to get a good review in Private Eye.
Though I'm not sure I'm completely at ease with people who are already very talented in one field who can also write extremely well.
Bastards.

Monday, 13 December 2010

Alan Carr: I Think You'll Find It's A Bit More Complicated Than That

'Competing for the best guests against Graham Norton and Paul O’Grady is tough and it is the backroom deals that really bug Carr.
“People say ‘why don’t you get Beyoncé and Lady Gaga on?’ As if I can do it just like that. It is far more complicated.”
First the bookers have to butter up the publicists. And then there are the conditions.
“You are told you mustn’t ask about their facelift or the divorce. I had one where I was told I mustn’t mention their hair, so of course you can’t stop looking at it...”
Carr’s explanation for the reason why TV’s three top chat shows are fronted by gay comedians is less complicated.
“Maybe it’s because we all like a good gossip and a chat show is like a gossip over the garden wall.”'

Chatty Man Alan Carr in The Times.
For the record, Fagburn enjoys Mr Carr's stand up, but is not so keen on him sitting down.
I get the feeling Channel 4 signed him for a huge amount and then realised they didn't know what to do with him.
"He's gay, he's a comedian - oh fuck it, we could always give him a chat show..."

Friday, 29 October 2010

Johann Hari: "Protest Works" - Nonsense

Johann Hari in The Independent, doubtless inspired by Paul O'Grady's outburst last Friday, joins in the chorus of condemnation for the Con-Dem Coalition's cuts.
"There is a ripple of rage spreading across Britain. It is clearer every day that the people of this country have been colossally scammed. The bankers who crashed the economy are richer and fatter than ever, on our cash. The Prime Minister who promised us before the election “we’re not talking about swingeing cuts” just imposed the worst cuts since the 1920s, condemning another million people to the dole queue. Yet the rage is matched by a flailing sense of impotence. We are furious, but we feel there is nothing we can do. There’s a mood that we have been stitched up by forces more powerful and devious than us, and all we can do is sit back and be shafted."
I love it when she's angry.
Harri says it doesn't have to be this way!
Let's turn that ripple of rage into a tsunami of anger and fight back - and everyone can learn from The Gays.
"To understand how and why protest like this can work, you need some concrete and proven examples from the past. Let’s start with the most hopeless and wildly idealistic cause – and see how it won. The first ever attempt to hold a Gay Pride rally in Trafalgar Square was in 1965*. Two dozen people turned up – and they were mostly beaten by the police and arrested. Gay people were imprisoned for having sex, and even the most compassionate defense of gay people offered in public life was that they should be pitied for being mentally ill.
"Imagine if you had stood in Trafalgar Square that day and told those two dozen brave men and women: “Forty-five years from now, they will stop the traffic in Central London for a Gay Pride parade on this very spot, and it will be attended by hundreds of thousands of people. There will be married gay couples, and representatives of every political party, and openly gay soldiers and government ministers and huge numbers of straight supporters – and it will be the homophobes who are regarded as freaks.” It would have seemed like a preposterous statement of science fiction. But it happened. It happened in one lifetime. Why? Not because the people in power spontaneously realized that millennia of persecuting gay people had been wrong, but because determined ordinary citizens banded together and demanded justice.
"If that cause can be achieved, through persistent democratic pressure, anything can."

* Fagburn has no idea where Hari's got this date from. I've never heard of it before, and I've written far too many pieces on the history of Gay Pride in London.
What does he classify as an "attempt"? Two fellas holding hands?
Hari's grasp of gay history can be shaky, and picked freely from the internet - a web of deceit.
Surprisingly nobody has taken Hari up on writing this bollocks in 2004.
"A San Francisco-based group called the Lavender Crescent Society sent five members to Iran in 1979 after the Islamic revolution there to spur an Iranian gay movement. They were taken straight from the airport to a remote spot and shot dead."
This is hilarious - You'd think if five American citizens were shot dead in Iran in 1979 it might have made the newspapers at the time - and five murdered gay activists would have merited a mention in the gay press at least, or made it into a single book of gay history.
Actually it's not surprising, he was writing about Iran and you can get away with saying anything bad you like about our Officially Declared Enemy number one.
Ho hum...

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Paul O'Grady Live: Condemns Con-Dems

Paul O'Grady let rip like righteous batshit over the budget cuts and the Con-Dem Coalition on Paul O'Grady Live.
“You know what got my back up? Those Tories whooping and hollering about the cuts, did you see them? [To audience] Do you watch telly or politics, you lot? If it ain't X Factor they ain't fucking interested.
"No, it annoyed me they were all; 'Whaay, gonna scrap the pension! Yeah, no more wheelchairs – yeahhhhhhh! Bastards!”
Mr O'Grady, Fagburn salutes you - watch it here.

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Graham Norton Show: Anal Sex On The Cutting Room Floor


You may have to take my word for it - unless you can get behind the NewsCorp paywall - but The Times homepage today puffs up a piece with a double entendre; 'Friday night without Ross - Graham Norton, who filled his slot, gave tabloids no ammunition'
Ironically, the article it refers to, a report from the recording, speculates that Norton has toned down his material for the new "slot" and a joke about anal sex was "sure-to-be-cut".
Whatever - with Norton ("Norty"?) taking over from "Wossy" on BBC1 and Paul O'Grady happily ensconced on ITV as the new Parky, the kings of TV chat are two queens.
So put that in your Alan Partridge and smoke it.