Gay Star News: How Monumentally Banal And Boring Would You Have To Be To Give A Fuck About Stupid Trivia Like This?

FFS!

Altogether now; 'It is heart-warming and adorable!'

'If penguin is gay that makes being gay okay'

'But then I a have a brain the size of of a penguin.'

It just makes me want to come round your office and puke all over your computers in the vain hope you'll stop publishing crap like this for a bit.



PS Needless to say only the ever-gay-patronising Independent thought this fartcloud was newsworthy.