The Independent: FFS!

I now - officially - give up.

Dear The Independent,

Can you just not?

Ever?

Again?

Can you please stop getting silly posh interns to write rubbish about The Gays, of which they clearly know bum-all about?

You are as embarrassing as a three-legged kitten trying to play hop-scotch while playing Mama Mia on the kazoo.

GOOD DAY!