G-A-Y: Bums, Booze & Britney

Jeremy Joseph tells the Mirror all about Westlife being a bit drunk, Lady Gaga watching the telly, Amy Winehouse throwing up, "Madonna is Madonna", Olly Murs wearing a posing pouch, Maria Carey turning up a bit late, Adele being "down-to-earth", and Sharon Osbourne losing her ring - hardly the first person to have that happen after a night at G-A-Y.
Oh my, it all reminds one of the worst excesses of the last days of ancient Rome!