'Why was the man behind G-A-Y and Porn Idol a guest at No 10 party?'The Mail On Sunday.
Jesus Christ and holy fuck! What on Jupiter has happened?!!!
"David Cameron is to review No 10's guest policy after a gay nightclub owner who encourages men to strip naked at 'Porn Idol' contests was invited to an official function.
"Jeremy Joseph, who runs London's G-A-Y club, attended a Downing Street event last month designed to celebrate the 'importance gay people play in national life'.
"But his contribution to society includes cajoling young audience members to take their clothes off in front of a baying crowd at the weekly Porn Idol nights he hosts at the Heaven nightclub.
"An undercover Mail on Sunday reporter attended the event on Thursday and saw Mr Joseph, 44, encourage contestants to strip naked, using lewd language, and urge the audience to jeer at those who were reluctant to do so."
How sad that the Daily Mail in 2011 still employs gay men who have to go "undercover" to a gay club.
So is this story based on a made-up quote which doesn't even back it up?
You Betcha!
"A No 10 aide involved in arranging the function said last night: 'We did not know Mr Joseph organises the event you describe and we will look into this with regard to invitations to future events.'"
You couldn't make it up.
I advise you read the shocking expose of the cavalcade of FILTH witnessed by an undercover Daily Mail reader
here, but I must beg that it is not seen by your children, servants, pets or good lady wife.
Update: Here's a rather smashing video of Adele - the special surprise guest at G-A-Y on Pride day. Thank you Adele. Well done, Jeremy.