Tory MP: So Tall, So Brave!

TORY Daniel Kawczynski has become the first MP to publicly announce that he is bisexual.
The 41-year-old Polish-born MP for Shrewsbury — who recently divorced his wife — told his local association that his new partner is a man.
Constituency boss Robert Osborne said: “It was a brave thing to do.”
Mr Kawczynski is best known as the tallest MP in history — at 6ft 8½ins.

The Sun.

Mere words cannot describe Fagburn's joy at this exciting news.
Will we ever be the same again? etc etc.