Breaking: ALL HAIL KING ZOG! KNEEL BEFORE OUR FUTURE GLORIOUS LEADER!

The world literally died of excitement today after it was announced someone had had a baby.
It is understood a posh man put his penis in someone's vagina, ejaculated, then they waited a bit and a baby came out.
Hooray! Hoorah! Hooroo!

Update: This piece from Pink News - First royal baby born into new age of gay equality - is beyond satire. Fuck my old boots!

Update2: And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse here's the ever shitter Gay Star News! 'British Prime Minister David Cameron hailed the birth as 'wonderful news' and called it an 'important moment in the life of the nation.' The royal baby is born at a time when his country is making great strides towards LGBT equality with same-sex couples able to get married starting next year.'
Fuck. Fuck. And fuckity fuck.
Your servile stupidity knows no bounds.
There is no hope for the world - the idiots have won.