The gymnast, who specialises in the pommel horse, and Strictly Come Dancing winner, said he thought there were lots of gay athletes in the closet, and that the pressure not to come out was one of the reasons they did not come out...
Pink News on the new GT (Gay Times).
Fuck.
I literally can't wait to read this interview with Louis, one of the leading philosophes of our age.
Does he love The Gays?
Are there gays in sports?
Is there life after death or are we just condemned to endless suffering?
So many questions needing an answer.
I is RIPPED with anticipation.
"Artistic gymnast" is my new favourite euphemism.
"Mother, I have something to tell you - I'm an artistic gymnast."
Apart from that I give up (yet again).
PS "...has spoken during an interview to say" may be the most beautiful sentence ever written, by man or beast.
Well done.
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Doesn't seem there's much downstairs. Just saying!
ReplyDeleteNot much upstairs.
ReplyDeleteLouis "definitely not a gayer" Smith.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to have turned into a bit of a media whore. No time for a relationship with your actual opposite sex. :(
Hopefully his media commitments won't detract from the artistic gymnastery of his artistic gymnastics.
He's very beautiful.
God, GT covers are shit though, aren't they?
Attitude's are so much better.