Saturday, 27 July 2013

Breaking: World To End Friday!

As you can see the big news story today is that a young man has been photographed spitting.
Whatever next - a lady has a baby?

PS Top non-story in today's Sun; Gay kingdom has I Am What I Am as its national anthem. About The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands - which was a joke made ten years ago by some Australian gay activists.

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  1. The story is that he spat on a fan, dear.
    Not that he spat.

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    1. From The Sun's story; "Chloe Price, from South Wales, said: “What’s so bad with Justin spitting on fans? Every girl in the world would love to get spat on by Justin.”
      A girl after my own heart. :)

      Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/5036701/Justin-Bieber-spits-on-fans.html#ixzz2aFd81ixE

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    2. So first you misrepresent the story, then you follow up with a quote from a random fan who would quite like to be spat on by him as proof that him spitting on fans is fine.
      I'm sure she'd love him to fuck her, too.
      Maybe he should jump into the audience and service all his fans.
      I bet the prudish, moralising Sun would try and make a non-story out of that, too!

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  2. I'd love to see that.
    Please make it true.

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    1. So the point of your piece isn't that Bieber spitting on a fan isn't true or newsworthy, it's that you personally want him to spit on you, so therefore The Sun is wrong.
      Interesting view of the news.
      Did you have nothing else to write about today? :(

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  3. Justin Bieber is an evangelical Christian who hates gays - but of course he has no problem with being hugely wealthy even though the bible condemns it, typical religious hypocrite !

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    1. His mum's an evangelical loon, and he may have picked up some of this - but I'm pretty sure he's grown out of all that nonsense now.

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    2. Don't bet on it- there was recently a profile of him on Radio 4 which said that he prays before every concert. He also said being gay was a choice, he probably doesn't unleash the full evangelical mania in public because he knows it would look terrible for his image but I'll bet he's a right little fundamentalist in private.

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