Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Mirror: Churnalism Defined

For years it was claimed diamonds were a girl’s best friend.
Now thanks to the government’s same sex marriage bill there has been a boom in engagement rings - for men.
Leading online retailer 77diamonds.com can says a boom in sales of diamond rings, or ‘Mengagement rings’, since the Government’s gay marriage bill passed through the Commons [SNIP!!]

Daily Mirror.

This is not news, it's a press release, you stupid fucking fuck.
Do you really think your readers are as thick as you?
Oh well, makes a change from printing made-up stories about bug-chasing...

PS Note the gay man above used to illustrate this trash. Genius!

4 comments:

  1. I don't know perhaps I'm just homophobic but I get lesbians doing this sort of thing: I understand it. The rings, wedding day, etc etc. But men? I mean come on, it's just weird for any man-gay or straight- to be that caught up with marriage.

    Pathetic really for any man-regardless of sexuality- to be that bothered by an institution that primarily is about female concerns and habits.

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  2. But surely marriage offers even less to women than it does to men? It's a ritual of passing on women as property from fathers to husbands. Not much fun being given away like an unwanted piece of furniture.

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  3. Are gay guys getting that excited about marriage or are they just like normal blokes and couldn't really be bothered either way? As men are fundamentally all the same regardless of sexuality, I think that it's the latter. Unless it's about winning some perceived battle about marriage. But they won't actually get married. So bit of a waste of time for gay men but useful for lesbian couples.

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