"Wanking is evil," the prime minister said. "And it must be stopped."
Asked if this was a load of populist, hysterical, hypocritical twaddle - and if he actually liked wanking - Mr Cameron said; "Meh."
"You've got gay marriage, so stop wanking."
Update: Some textbook stuff here from Fagburn's favourite right-wing fruitloop, Melanie Phillips.
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ReplyDeleteBan porn!
ReplyDeleteBan talking about porn!
Ban the word "porn"!
Ban people thinking about ****!
'' You've got gay marriage, so stop wanking''
ReplyDeleteYou've hit the nail on the head with that comment.
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Whoever was dumb enough to think that same sex marriage was about freedom? Freedom to live a suburban straight existence of illicit wanking while the husband's in bed. Only if Cameron has his way, that little bit of relief will be gone. What's wrong with him? It's as if he's encouraging other outlets for sexual relief. I don't know like breaking the vow of monogamy with other people! After all, can't cheat as that is breaking the vow of monogamy so implicit in marriage. How lovely.