Announcement: The First Annual Fagburn Awards

As news is likely to slow to a trickle over the Christmas and New Year winterlude, from tomorrow Fagburn will be announcing the winners of the first annual Fagburn Awards.
A look at the best and shittest in the world of politics and the lively arts with a distinctly bent bent.
All winners will receive one of the lovingly handtooled Fagburn Awards statuettes pictured above, crafted out of solid gold and egg substitute.
The first instalment will appear here on Christmas Eve.
Thank you.