Shakespeare: Shall I Compare Thee To Someone Else's Research?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

PS See if you can tell the difference between Gay Star News 12 things that prove Shakespeare was gay and 11 pieces of evidence that Shakespeare was gay - the first thing that comes up if you Google 'Shakespeare gay'.

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Gay journalism - beats working!

PS Disappointed GSN's Joe Moron today didn't also rip off this stellar piece; St George - A Gay Saint?
Answer: Probably not.