Hey gays!
Didya see the photos of Pluto, the small planet? Pluto, the gay planet, more like! Hahaha!!!
* Also didya see Caitlyn Jenner's moving speech when she accepted some award the other day? That
* So according to some boffins, all homophobes are secretly gayers! Hahaha! Some may dismiss this as an even bigger pile of steaming crap than I currently have in my nappy, but Big Gay Baby prefers to believe in comfort blankets like this.
* Congrats to American singing sexpot Nick Jonas! If only more hot male pop stars would 'come out' and say they don't want to kill all the gays with an assault rifle or perhaps a machete. And if only Nick could crush homophobia with his gorge big bulging biceps!!! #SoBraveNick
* There was something in the news about the Nazis this week - it was actually about some old guy's involvement in the extermination of a million Jews at Auschwitz, but let's not forget those Nazis were also pretty horrid to the Gays! :(
* Talking of Nazis, didya see the video of those two brave Russian dudes walking round Moscow hand-in-hand? They got called some very nasty names! Will we never learn from history??? First they came for the... [Subs, pls fill in the rest of this hackneyed quote].
* Talking of countries that are just like Nazi Germany, didya see they've lifted international sanctions against Iran? Hrmph! Well, Mr Obama, some of us will never forget the 6 MILLION GAYS Iran has sent to the gas chambers! Big Gay Baby says keep the sanctions - until there is a lovely Rainbow Crossing in Tehran!
* On a lighter note, just got an email from the guys at Grindr. Apparently, according to a scientific poll they've conducted, it's a great place to find love and to make new friends! Well done Grindr! Happy to put the record straight and give you a free ad.
* Maybe all the sad and lonely gays I've been reading about who go to so-called 'chemicalsex parties' should try using Grindr to find love and make some new friends, eh? Just sayin'...
That's great, Big Gay Baby, but I think it's time for your nap now...
Burp!
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This post is not genuine. If it were genuine, the word "amazing" would have been used at least five times in it.
ReplyDeleteHaha "didya".
ReplyDeleteYou spend a great deal of time obsessing about things you don't like
ReplyDeleteAnd what, pray, is wrong with that?
DeleteOh, and note your emotive use of "obsessing": a quasi-medical misuse of the term to put down someone whose concerns are different, and possibly informed by higher standards of truth, beauty and goodness, than yours.