Morrissey: I Know Its Over

In a statement to fawnsite True-To-You, Morrissey has claimed he has been dropped by his label, Harvest, after one album, That's None Of Your Business, Martha.

'I blame Jamie Oliver and Princess Anne, who should also be imprisoned for war crimes against rabbits,' the increasingly nutty and paranoid singer commented. 'This is far worse than the Holocaust.'

A spokesperson for Harvest Records said; 'We really have absolutely no idea what the old queen's going on about, but then does anyone these days?'