Brighton Pride: You Are Welcome

In a statement, which they clearly didn't write themselves but we'll pretend they did, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Ed Miliband, Caroline Lucas, Nick Griffin and Nigel Farage have all expressed their support for Brighton Pride.

'Brighton Pride is good,' they said. 'Good Brighton Pride is. I have absolutely no objections to you people walking from one place to another. This shows the wonderful, colourful vibrancy that makes Hull Brighton such a great place to work on a minimum wage.'

'I would like to take this opportunity to thank myself for fighting so hard in your battle for equality.'

'Thank you and god bless'.

My local Tesco gets into the spirit!

Top gay-friendly corporate crooks Barclays have really pushed the boat out!

PS Good to see Sussex Police and Brighton & Hove Council aren't taking any chances over those radical queer beach BBQs.