Sex: The Annual Fagburn Sexiest Dead Men In The World Hot 100 Poll!

1. Bobby Fischer. American chess-playing mastermind.

His face was so pretty he had to cover it up during international tournaments.
Went a bit bonkers at the end.
But then don't we all?
Thanks for the wanks, Bobby!
Checkmate!

2. Elvis. A popular American singer.

3. Tito. A popular Yugoslav communist.

4. Kenneth Williams. A popular English whinger.

5. A token black dude [Subs, can you fill this in?].

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