Saint Peter Tatchell, when not ceaselessly campaigning - which he doesn't like to talk about - and single-handedly inventing everything gay ever, Pete likes nothing better to adoringly look at his own reflection.
Michael Cashman MEP!
Was also in EastEnders!
Sends out even more pointless press releases about himself than Saint Peter.
Patrick Strudwick.
Judges singled him out for his recent article; 'Why oh why has no-one else written about the evil craze on the gay scene of gay men raping goldfish?'
Here he takes a much-needed break from updating his strangely salutary Wikipedia page to look sad.
Oh boo hoo hoo!
Patrick weeps for the gay world.
Right!
Down to the last three now.
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Does Saint Peter always put on eye-line before looking at himself in the mirror?
ReplyDeleteOdd how Smugtwit's wiki entry makes no mention of what ought to be the main entry on his CV, his many years as a staff writer churning out sub-Heat drivel on Richard Desmond's piss poor New! magazine
ReplyDeleteYou forgot yourself. Winner by a landslide.
ReplyDeleteYou follow people you find boring around all the time in real life, too?
DeleteWhat a sad brown-nose you are.
DeleteO noes! Some anonymous person on the internet who obsessively posts on a blog about how much he hates the blog thinks I'm a sad brown-nose.
DeleteHow will I ever recover???
That's sarcasm, by the way. It's a form of humour. You may want to look those two words up in reverse order...
They are indeed bores. But another contender at least for the semi-finals could have been, say, someone who runs a blog supposedly about 'gay men and your actual gay culture' and then spends so much time filling it with snipes at other gay men and their preoccupation with being gay that he gives the impression that gay culture actually IS simply nothing more than moaningly or trivially obsessing about other gay men and how they moaningly or trivially obsess about gay men. That way we could have had two boring, narcissistic gay journalists as well as two boring, narcisstic gay politicians/activists.
ReplyDeleteThe winner could get a Tom Daley calendar and a chance to write an article about how other gay men than the writer are shallow.
The majority of pieces on this blog are about culture and the news, not what you seem to think; but it's nice that you got to make your point about the dullness of others in such a mundane fashion.
DeleteIf you read Fagburn so much, start taking notes and learn how to do it with style.
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That's quite perceptive, Mr Anonymouse. x
DeleteAnd a dull boring wall of text is your response, wow
Deletewhat about our Owen?
ReplyDeleteAt least Peter Tatchell has an actual real-life conscience and does some actual real-life good for gay, and equal, rights.
ReplyDeletePatrick Strudwick is just a fame-whore who, as a Daily Mail contributor, is just a hypocrite with his gay rights pontification.
Finally, the glowing omission from this poll is the odious Ben Cohen of PinkNews, who is merely a sociopath and an egotist.