Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Britain's Vainest And Most Boring Gay Man Poll: We Have A Winner!


It was, of course, Saint Peter!

A tiresome tireless campaigner for gay rights.

He won by five million votes, which in the great tradition of polls in the gay media is a figure I have just made up.

We phoned Saint Peter for a short interview...

'I...'

Err, can you actually say a sentence that doesn't include the word 'I''?

'I...'

No, stop it. You're making yourself look like a mad egomaniac.

'I think you're just jealous, of the fantastic ME!!!!'

Peter Tatchell, the world of gay thanks you!

Solidarity!
x


3 comments:

  1. *light applause*

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  2. So yet another attack on Peter Tatchell for no particular reason. Do you have anything new or interesting to say?

    He's right and you are wrong. The idea that Daily Mail readers think Peter Tatchell is a national treasure is ludicrous and the opinions of left wing gay men have clearly been divined from a large sample of one - you.

    You are clearly jealous.

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  3. In old Hollywood movies, the lead couple spar and have spats all the way through but they secretly love each other and fall into a clinch at the end.

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