Since Daley recently came into the closet as an avowed heterosexual — to a chorus of raised eyebrows no doubt recalling the gay-baiting he’s become famous for on his Twitter and Instagram accounts — we presume nothing.
But we do have a series of questions. Were they meeting to discuss a secret film project? Did Daley have a change of heart and seeking coming out advice in anticipation of National Coming Out Day? Were they on a date — of the bromantic or romantic kind? Who knows? Our source says the two where chummy but did not appear to be canoodling.
Since Black gave his famous Academy Award speech, he has become a minor magnet for stars and starlets, including Taylor Lautner. We reached out to him for comment, but the boy who cried werewolf was mum on his freshly brewed rendezvous.
Oh my.
OH MY GOD!
Our Tom and Dustin?!!
That's the Fagburn dream team!
Or is this like my worst nightmare?
Or is this like my worst nightmare?
I don't know whether to be happy for them or heartbroken.
I think I may have to get back to you on this...
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His chin seems to be getting smaller and smaller.
ReplyDeleteIf he's doing a movie, best keep the profile shots to a minimum. :(
I think that's cause Dustin just gave him a gobful.
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Maybe they're turning Splash! into a talking picture!?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Our Tom is second in line to play the part Taylor Lautner was auditioning for?
OR! Blue sky thinking here... maybe the assumption about who's coming out is misguided. Maybe it's Our Dustin who's seeking advice from Their Tom on how to come out as a ball-scratching, beer-swilling pussy hound?
As a spiritual exercise, you should prepare yourself for how you will respond when they turn up on the doorstep chez Fagburn, sweetly asking you to pronounce your special blessing over them.
ReplyDeleteI do hope performing a "special blessing over them" means what I think it does...
DeleteThe question you should be asking yourself is, "What would the Marschallin do?" If she would do what you have in mind, then it's OK.
DeleteThey're now saying Our Tom is actually dating Our Dustin.
ReplyDeleteThis is good news for the Tom-doting elder gay community.
Btw, on a search for "tom daley dustin lance black" this is the second highest result. I'm guessing a lot of traffic will be coming this way...