Scotland For Marriage: For Cough

There's a new group of looneytunes, Scotland For Marriage.
They've taken out ads in The Daily Record, The Herald and The Scotsman - one may presume they're being bankrolled by Brian Souter.
Earlier this week they held a rally which looks like it attracted about 60 people, all members of Scotland's simpleton community.
Why not sign up to their online petition using an obscene and - quite frankly - childish pseudonym?

Update: Scotland For Marriage - The Video!