Daily Telegraph: Rich Homosexual Goes To Beach

"When you're a maverick fashion designer on the scale of Marc Jacobs (as well as two eponymous fashion lines under his belt he also heads up the creative direction of Louis Vuitton), hitting the beach is not just any old activity: it's your very own catwalk.
"With itsy-bitsy shorts a staple of Jacobs's beach attire - perfect for flaunting his tight and toned gym-honed physique and colourful collection of tattoos - the designer has been putting our faded BHS beach towels and cheap raffia bags to shame.
"Rocking up for a day's frolicking on the Caribbean island of St Barts, Jacobs was seen with his ex-fiancé Lorenzo Martone (awkard? Apparently not) and a roomy, black Hermès Birkin bag stuffed with Stephen Sprouse for Louis Vuitton beach towels..."

The Daily Telegraph.

Please kill me.