George Michael: It Is With Great Regret...

That today's tabloids report that George Michael is being discharged from hospital and will be home for Christmas and has not died of an Aids-related illness as they were clearly hoping.

Update: On Wednesday the Mirror quote one Dr Christoph Zielinski who "told state broadcaster ORF that whether Michael can go home for Christmas 'is something that we are not in the position to decide.'"
You couldn't make it up etc...