Daily Mail: Straight Man Wakes Up Gay Man (Again)

There's an extremely touching Take A Break-style human "interest" story in the Mail today.
Chris Birch was a beer-swilling straight rugby player, but had a stroke and - whoops! - woke up as a screaming homogay hairdresser.
If you say so, dear.
But is this news?
Particularly as the Mirror ran this story two months ago.
Fagburn can't wait to find out where we see his story next!