Christian Institute: Still Thick

Dear Mr Thomas,

I recently tried to send you a letter in the post to thank you for joining our mailing list. However we received a return mail in the post today with a sticker attached stating no such address. Could you possibly help? The address we have for you is:

34 Bristol Road
Brighton
East Sussex
BN2 1AP

Thank You.

Yours Sincerely,

Alix Mathieson

Administrative Assistant, Christian Institute.

Dear Alix (Alex?)

All apologies.
Please note my new address is
Flat 1
666 Cock Munching Mansions.
Hove BN3.
Please add me to your mailing list so I can read your thrilling newsletters about Jesus and that.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely

John Thomas