Breaking News: Low-Ranking Foreign Sportsman Comes Out

The world of sport was literally thrown off its axis last night after the shock announcement by someone no-one's ever heard of.
"I am gay," he said.
The 27 year-old kicks a football round his local park in Montreal with some mates most Sundays.
Football-loving gaylord, David Nobody, said he had decided to "come out" after someone on his team asked him if he had a girlfriend.
"I am literally over the moon," the plucky Canadian said to no-one in particular afterwards.
Mr Nobody is believed to be the lowest-ranking semi-professional football player to come out since that cute Swedish dude.