Fagburn's Xmas Listicles 2: 5 Gayest Vegetables

In common with all media outlets Fagburn's basically given up the ghost and gone down the pub til the New Year, and will now fill some space by running pointless listicles.

1. Potato.

2. Carrot.

3. Brussel Sprout.

4. Swede.

5. Garden Pea.