Friday 28 November 2014

Shakespeare: Exclusive!

Barking boffins have been arguing if Bill the bard was a bender, The Sun can exclusively reveal, even though most papers ran this story yesterday, and it's about a spat that's being going on in the letters pages of the TLS for weeks, and people have been debating this for 400 years.

William Shakespeare's hit plays include Hamlet and Othello - and can still be seen on Sky Arts today!

The row erupted after one boffin said one of Shakespeare's sonnets poems was written about a hunky young fella!

But some other boffins said it could be about a hot young babe.

So come on Will, how did you AS YOU LIKE IT?

With ROMEO OR JULIET?

TO BUM OR NOT TO BUM?!!

1 comment:

  1. The song "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" from Kiss Me, Kate makes interesting play with the name "Coriolanus":

    "If she says your behaviour is heinous
    Kick her right in the..."

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