Thursday 20 February 2014

Mr Hysterical Angry Gay: Introducing Our Other New Star Columnist

Russia!
Don't get me started on Russia!
What a backwards uncivilised Nazi totalitarian apartheid bumhole excuse for a FASCIST dictatorship that is.
So Mr Putin, you think it's okay to send the gays to your secret gulags?
Or is it to Auschwitz!!??
For what? Just for being gay and holding hands??!
Fuck you!
You should all be bombed back to buggery.
Hulk angry!
Hulk calm down now...

Mr Hysterical Angry Gay is not his real name. Mr Gay is quite mad and a bit thick and has no sense of proportion. He has been so whipped up by the current tsunami of right-wing power-serving hysteria he is literally incapable of understanding what's going on in the world. He is the vice-chairman of LGBTory Juniors (East Sussex), and a big fan of Patrick Strudwick. Apologies.

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