Breaking: DOMA Is Dead!

In a landmark ruling that we don't really understand, the Defense of Marriage Act has been ruled unconstitutional by the US Supreme Court, Pink Gay Star News can reveal.
We will be endlessly updating this story after we Google it and try and figure out what's going on and what it means...

Pink Gay Star News Comment: Why We Have Gay Icon Margaret Thatcher To Thank For The Death Of DOMA.

Update: Report - No Gay People Actually Refer To Selves As 'Same-Sex Couple'  The Onion.