Tom Daley Watch: Which I Started First So-Called "Attitude" Magazine!

I learn from members of the so-called diving community that people are saying bad things about my Tommy being a media whore.
I will have none of it.
Whore on, I say.
It would only compound the collective misery of the world if we didn't get the chance to see you regularly in your swimming trunks.
Here Tom is pictured thinking about diving or something, in London this week at a VERY IMPORTANT DIVING THING.
Good day, so-called "sports fans"!