I don't care about you, but I think there is only one party worthy of my support in the forthcoming general election - The Christian Party.
Their thrilling - yet entirely reasonable - election manifesto, Think Christian, Think Freedom!, includes quite a few things that silly old God forgot to include in the Ten Commandments; increasing the speed limit to 90mph, privatising the National Health Service, sacking loads of public sector workers, keeping nuclear weapons, banning gay marriage, and stopping unemployment benefit for all those workshy layabouts who haven't found a job after nine months.
If you'd like to know more about this dynamic and exciting new party - and who amongst the mentally-ill community wouldn't? - you can watch their first ever party political broadcast on the tellybox tonight.
It will be presented by my favourite God-bothering party leader, the Revd. George Hargreaves, composer of the evergreen hymn 'So Macho' of by Sinitta fame.
Praise be!
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Interesting to re-read this post with the benefit of experience - almost reads like the Coalition's manifesto.
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