Channel 4: Can We Just Not?

This country doesn't need gay marriage, it needs a class war.

With guns.
To shoot grinning poshgays and their patronising 'straight allies' like this. 

Our Gay Wedding: Oh FFS Can Someone Make This Stop!!!

From many others, we will hear a parade of clichés. "More car-crash telly!" "Not all gay men like musicals." "Musicals are rubbish." "Why would people want to do something so private and solemn in front of two million viewers?"

So why are we sharing our special moment with the world? It's simple. This isn't a musical about our wedding, this is a musical that we have written together about the importance of 29 March, 2014, which happens to feature our wedding.

The Independent.

BARF!