Piers Morgan: Tabloid Scum

Via Pink News.

PN have now got Benjamin Butterworth on the books.

Beats working for Richard Desmond.

Gay Pride: It's Da Bomb!

Benjamin Butterworth in The Independent.

This article brilliantly manages to encapsulate everything about why the world of gay is currently completely fucking fuckity fucked.

Why not have a float full of some of the countless Iraqi babies the RAF has killed?

For balance, like.

Gay Pride!

PS I imagine launching the Red Arrows for this pointless episode in sick militaristic winky-wankery could be close to six figures - can you think of any LGBT groups who could use that money more usefully?

Daily Express: Raving

Lol etc!

PS Still no news on Fagburn's request to rejoin the Labour Party...

PPS Positively glowing interview with loopy gay wannabe Labour deputy leadership candidate, Ben Bradshaw, in the new GT (Gay Times) by... Benjamin Butterworth, his de facto press officer!

Pride In London: Never Mind The Racism

The gay community - who speak with one voice, obvs, apart from the noble truthsayer moi - have become their own worst enemy. Imagine if they did that to lesbian muslims! Shucks guys, why can't we all get along... etc etc.

Textbook pious wet liberal cant from Independent Voices.

PS Miss Butterskips is the author of Why Tony Blair is a gay icon. He currently writes for OK! magazine.

Twit Of The Day: Oh God Just Make It Stop!!!

Why Tony Blair is a gay icon, argues @benjaminbutter http://t.co/J6REvJ56Tk pic.twitter.com/f3zKJ3EQPe
— Comment is free (@commentisfree) September 26, 2014

Forgive me, for my eyes kept sliding off the screen, but I can see no declaration of interest here by Miss Butterskips.

You're a leading New Labour hack, are you not?

x

PS And finally... no disrespect to Benjamin Butterworth [Clue's in the name] or 'GT', but as I've said here before, any journalist who uses the term 'gay icon' - sans irony - is a clueless twot.

Full disclosure: Fagburn joined the Labour Party, back when it had this on the back of the membership cards.

But I never got beyond provisional membership, cause the first communication from the local ward was inviting me to a 'summer garden barbecue party'.

There and then I realised the Labour party was fucked, and decided to go back to being a communist.