Marriage: Too Many Queens

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'BRITAIN could end up with TWO Queens on the throne if gay marriage becomes law, an MP warned last night.
'Tory Peter Bone claimed the new legislation would throw the monarchy into crisis. 'He said it would mean a lesbian Queen having a Queen consort or a gay King having a King consort. 'Mr Bone has demanded an emergency summit of Commonwealth leaders to discuss the planned changes.
'He said: "They seem to be rushing this through without thinking of the broader implications."
The MP has fired off a letter to Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone warning of possible upheaval in the monarchy.
'And he wants to know if it is the Government's plan to change the Royal Marriages Act of 1772 to allow a same-sex union.
'Mr Bone believes this would make it impossible for the monarch to continue as supreme governor of the Church of England.
'And a gay monarch who conceived a child either by sperm donor or surrogate would raise wider questions, he warns...'

The increasingly mad Peter Bone MP - leading Cunt For Marriage - in The Sun Sunday.
And your problem with this is what exactly, dear? 
Easiest solution to the "problem"?
Abolish the monarchy.
Thanks for asking.

• Predictably the Mail On Sunday is also vexed by the titular and honorific anarchy we may be unleashing; "At present, if ‘Fred Bloggs’ is given a peerage and becomes ‘Lord Bloggs’, his wife ‘Freda’ becomes ‘Lady Bloggs’. Likewise, the wife of a knight of the realm, ‘Sir Fred Bloggs’, becomes ‘Lady Bloggs’...
"In the case of lesbian ‘Dame Freda Bloggs’, her lesbian married partner ‘Fiona’ could be titled ‘Dame Fiona’ or ‘the Honourable Fiona’" etc etc.
Oh noes!
Oh, and the Mail also claim this; "The Mail on Sunday understands that notwithstanding David Cameron’s publicly stated enthusiasm for gay marriage, it will not be in the Queen’s Speech in May when the Government unveils its legislative plans for next year.
"That means it will not become law for at least two years, possibly not until after the next General Election in 2015."
Fagburn wonders if the Mail have got some (gay) thing right for once.

Sunday Express: Gay Panic (Continued)

"SCHOOLS will be forced to teach children as young as five the importance of gay marriage.
"Teachers who refuse because of their religious beliefs could face disciplinary action..."

Sunday Express.

They will!!?
Who told you this?
Ah, a Tory MP, Peter Bone, a very vocal supporter of the bigots at Coalition For Marriage.
He's part of the far-right Conservative cabal - based around the Cornerstone Group * - who are unbelievably opposed to letting perverts marry
Bone can always be relied on a for a mean-spirited anti-gay quote.
He tells the Express;
"If marriage is redefined, schools will have no choice but to give children equivalent teaching on same-sex marriage, even those of a very young age.
“Parents who object will be treated as bigots and outcasts.
“And what of the teachers who object to teaching about same sex marriage. Will they face disciplinary action?"
Which is a such a work of ridiculous scaremongering fiction one wonders why he stopped there?
Why not tell the Express that teachers will be forced to make little kiddies watch hardcore gay porn - on pain of death?
Oh, and by the way Coalition For Marriage, only 36,000 people have signed your online petition against gay marriage.
That's PATHETIC!

* There's another bobbins group of bigots, Christians In Parliament, who've just published a report on the persecution of those poor little Christian folk. *makes sad face*

Gerald Howarth MP: "Some Of My Best Friends Are..."

“Some of my best friends are in civil partnerships, which is fine, but I think it would be a step too far to suggest that this is marriage. I take the view that marriage can only be between a man and a woman. That is what Christian marriage is about.”

Gerald Howarth MP, Conservative member for Aldershot, junior defence minister, and member of the extremely right-wing Freedom Association.
Quoted in the Telegraph; "He insisted that granting homosexual marriage rights was a matter of 'conscience' and that MPs should be given a free vote."
It would be, you silly old duffer.
One may assume the Telegraph has been ringing round since Cameron gave his speech on Wednesday desperately trying to find some Tory MPs to say; "Down with this sort of thing!
Looks like the only other they could find is one Peter Bone MP.
He said he was "disappointed" by this “political correctness”.
I'm terribly sorry, but who the fuck are you exactly?