Stephen Fry: More Fool You

Stephen's in serious danger of writing more 'autobiographies' than Katie Price.

Prepare yourself for a multi-media blitz around this come September.

And when I say 'Blitz', I mean 'Run for cover!'

Fagburn liked his last one where he wrote; 'Sorry, I've written about all this before.'

PS Haven't  heard a word about Stephen and his new young actor friend, Steven Webb, for a year.

Hope they're both okay.

If not, there's probably yet another volume of memoirs to milk out of it.

The Sun: Showbiz News 3

How very interesting...

But it was GT's NAKED ISSUE photos of "X Factor star" Christopher Maloney which literally set Twitter ablaze.

Doctor, my eyes!

The Sun: Terrifying Xmas News Drought Hits Britain

The Sun.

"Busty glamour model" Katie Price has been seen canoodling at a Chrimas Party with a bit-part actor who's been in EastEnders three times and has done some soft porn.
Got that?
Fascinating.
Oh, and taking your knickers off in a video isn't quite the same as being a "gay icon", love.
Times like this make me really hope the Mayans were right and the world does end tomorrow.

PS Louis Smith - of Olympics and strictly fame - is also labouring under the misapprehension that he's a "gay icon" - which has clearly become a thoroughly meaningless term.
Whoever next?
Keith Harris? Orville? Clarkson?!!

The Sun: Handbags At Dawn

Sometimes even Fagburn likes The Sun...
It's Alex - "the cross-dressing cage-fighter" - who has to pack his handbags, incidentally.
Not Jordan, whatever she is.

PS Yup, there's still not much going on in the real world worth commenting on...

News Of The World: On Katie Price & Russell Harty

"RT @frenchcuk: @MissKatiePrice if I was u,I'd start writing on twitter Dan Wootton has HIV and Gemma Wheatley has crabs etc.They make up #!@%*# so y cant u?XRT
MissKatiePrice"

This was a retweet by Jordan on Twitter yesterday - now deleted.
Dan Wooton, News of the World Showbusiness editor, was not impressed.
Miss Katie Price has since tweeted her "apoligies" (sic).
"Be great if they'd admit when they get something wrong but wont happen!"
How true.
A better spelt statement has been issued on her behalf.
As she's surrounded by gay men, Miss Price should have known better.
It was a silly joke - and the point of the joke was that HIV is a terrible thing to wish on someone, so let's move on.
But let's not forget The News of the World's terrible record with show business people and HIV/Aids.
A celebrity might expect to be photographed coming out of The Ivy.
Gay stars have been snapped coming out of the doctors.
The case against The News of the World was most forcefully put in Alan Bennett's address at the funeral of his friend, Russell Harty, who the News of the World, after outing him as a gay man, then began desperately trying to out as a gay man with Aids.
"Reporters intermittently infested his home village for more than a year, bribing local children for information about his private life, even (there is a terrible comedy in it) trying to bribe the local vicar. Now he fought for his life in St James's Hospital one newspaper took a flat opposite and had a camera with a long lens trained on the window of his ward - the nurses would point it out to you when you visited him. A reporter posing as a junior doctor smuggled himself into the ward and demanded to see his notes, and every lunch-time reporters took the hospital porters over the road to the pub to try to bribe them into taking a photo of him..."